Posted 1:35 AM by John A. Seafisk

DATELINE - LOS ANGELES METROPOLITAN AREA & VICINITY

It's still raining.

Streets are flooding. Massive sinkholes are forming. Mudslides are sliding.

Just the perfect time to have a DSL line installed!

With the higher-speed service, not only will porn be downloaded at even faster rates, maybe this will encourage me to start posting on a more regular basis.

Like posting LINKS FOR THE DAY. Like this one:

Never mind the NHL cancellation, here's a hockey game worth watching (and for a good cause, too, eh?)*

(*From a Canadian news source, no less!)