Posted 2:42 PM by John A. Seafisk

Uh oh, I'm on a sugar high after lunch. Darn those 44oz Dr Peppers! Darn darn darn darn darn darn darn darn darn! (stomping foot & making whole room shake, a la Herman Munster)

Being on a sugar high is similar to being drunk, except you're heading in the opposite direction of reaction. When plastered, you talk slower, think slower, and do not act like your normal sober self. When sugared up, you talk faster, think faster, and do not act like your normal sober self. But with the case of each state, you cannot fully control your actions.

Like right now. I'm only typing up this little blurb because of all this manic energy I'm currently channeling. If I was at the opposite end of the spectrum, i.e. tanked, my typing would loook mor lik thiz withwordsrunningtogetherandmispeledaholelott.

But, as with all sugar rushes, they soon come to an end. Things slow down, and you're not as fast.....

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typing. So you're back to normal....waiting for the next opportunity to slightly alter your lifestyle, whether it be reallyquickat100milesperhour or verrrrrrrry slowwwwwwlyyyyy.