Posted 5:41 PM by John A. Seafisk

Late Night Plagiarism

From the home office in Pascagoula, Mississippi:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY MY BLOGGING HASN'T BEEN UPDATED

10. Caught up in Rally Monkey Fever.

9. Boss won't let me.

8. I have nothing to say at the moment.

7. Free Cinemax for a year.

6. Busy surfing the Internet, coming across such sites as David Letterman's Top Ten Archives.

5. Trying to win fantasy football league.

4. I still have nothing to say at the moment.

3. Environmentalists are getting on my case about upsetting the spotted owl habitat. (Oh, I'm sorry....that's a reason why my LOGGING hasn't been updated.)

2. She won't let me get past first base. (Oh, I'm sorry....that's a reason my SNOGGING hasn't been updated.)

1. Stephanie Losi's blog hasn't been updated, either, so, get off my back!