John A. Seafisk Knows Nothing!

Tuesday, July 29, 2003


When cooking a frozen deep-dish pizza, make sure the pizza is cooked evenly all the way throughout before removing it from the oven and eating it...even if you're absolutely starving at that point.

Otherwise, you'll be sorry all night. Believe me.

Friday, July 25, 2003


Sometimes you just want to scream...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes.

Thursday, July 24, 2003


Oh, dear me, I've just been too busy to write anything! Heaven's sake, there's just isn't enough time in the day to get everything you want done! Mercy me, I need to have me a sit-down.

But I did find time to purchase The Monkees Season 1 DVD box set. 32 episodes & a few interesting extras. A very good purchase...with the only drawback being that I don't know if I have the patience to wait for Season 2.

My favorite episode has to be where the group tries to teach a Frankenstein-ish monster (portrayed by Richard Kiel, a.k.a. 'Jaws' in a few of the Roger Moore-helmed James Bond films) how to sing & play music. Very funny lines & gags.

Well, no more time to write. Once more into the breach, once more!

Tuesday, July 15, 2003


It's too hot to think. But I'll try anyway.

Barry White's dead. I feel sad.

Strom Thurmond's dead. I don't feel as sad.

The sites I read that I don't mind giving free advertising for are The Onion and Mr. Cranky.

Minor league baseball is much more fun than Major League Baseball.

I really don't care what's on TV tonight.

Alcohol is a social drink; it should never be a solitary drink.

I have no problem with the maintream adult entertainment industry. It's the bizarre fringe fetishes that make me a tad uncomfortable.

Don't listen to people that want to tell you how to live your life. Let them figure out how to run their own lives first.

It's great having friends with pool access.

I haven't found that special someone yet. But I'm not so sure if I need or want one right now.

The new Turkey Jack burger at Jack In the Box isn't half-bad.

The new Grilled Chicken Caesar Stuft burrito at Taco Bell is pretty yummy, as well.

I haven't had a good night's sleep in about two years.

Vanilla Coke is quite tasty. A&W Cream Soda is even better.

My baseball cap collection is up to about 20. I need to get a new cap from a Japanese League team.

My CD collection is up to about 300. Yet I desire even more.

It's still too hot to think today.

Sunday, July 06, 2003


Happy 4th of July *burp*


I have done my part to celebrate the independence of our great nation of ours by ingesting a heroic quantity of barbecued meat over the holiday weekend. Burgers, sausage, steak, hot dogs, chicken, turkey....there was nary a widely-consumed mammal or poultry that I did not taste.

And now, I plan to round out my celebration of the good ol' U. S. of A. with an equally heroic intake of antacids. God Bless America, and God bless Pepcid AC!

I might be awhile. Go about your business.

Tuesday, July 01, 2003


Tempting


Tonight on Cinemax, they're showing "Sinful Temptations". At the exact same time on More Max, they're showing "Wicked Temptations".

What would you do?

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