John A. Seafisk Knows Nothing!

Thursday, May 08, 2003

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An Open Letter To Those Who Use Men's Public Restrooms


How hard is it not to pee on the toilet seats? Don't you realise how disgusting that is? What is so difficult about lifting the seat up when doing Number One? Have you no consideration to those of us who need to do Number Two? Do you think we want to sit in your urine? Do you think we want to waste precious valuable time cleaning up the mess you were too damn lazy to take care of yourself? When Nature calls, you need to accept the charges...you can't put this one on call-waiting.

What's wrong with you people? Are you stupid?

Jeez.

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