Posted 11:40 AM by John A. Seafisk

Notable Quotables

"Accountability is Un-American!"
-Opus, Bloom County

"I'm losing my mind, and nobody cares!!"
-Sally, Peanuts

Woman in graveyard: "Do you dig graves?"
Neil: "Yeah...yeah, they're all right, yeah."
-from The Young Ones

"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people...and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holy Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?"
-Clark W. Griswold, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"You're all a bunch of f---ing idiots!"
-Jim Morrison, to the audience during a Doors concert in Miami