Posted 4:27 PM by John A. Seafisk

It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday, but I'm not in a bar room, nor am I drinking gin. I'm at work, drinking a Dr. Pepper. Oh, and working. Somewhat.

But it's not that bad. For one, I should be getting some extra income for this. And my office area has a lot of amenities that are lacking at my living quarters....namely: central air, high-speed internet access, and cable TV. Also, I am currently the only occupant here at the moment. So, I needn't worry about any interruptions from co-workers. And I can watch VH1's 'Greatest One-Hit Wonders', hosted by William Shatner. Oh, and I can get more work done.

Besides, I wasted the free day I had yesterday. At least I'm accomplishing something, even though I may be missing out on some fun outdoor activites.

Eh, probably not.

Now 'One-Hit Wonders' up to Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby Got Back'. Even white boys got to shout!