Posted 1:03 PM by John A. Seafisk

Indian Name Generator

A while back, I came upon this website that would provide to you your American Indian name. Basically, you type in your name, and the generator looks deep within your soul & mind, processes all your deepest and darkest info, and spits out what you would be called if you were born in a teepee. It was a fun little exercise in wasting time, except maybe to those who already were christened with American Indian names.

I was reminiscing about it, and decided to share some generated names of people I know & know of:

John Seafisk - Thornton Vital Canary
Stephanie Losi - Delia Suede Morningstar
Jim Ellwanger - Douglas Geodisic Jumper
Gerry Holtz - Thomas Flying Chickadee
James Dalby - Randolph Wavy Larva
Anna Siri - Sandra Singular Scallion
Mitch Bugajsky - Michael Overhead Rooster
Greg Schwartz - Lesley Dignified Llama
Halle Aten - Marion Subatomic Lizard
Katie Smith - Laura Percolating Toes
Todd Carney - Raymond Supine Fireweed
Jennifer Carney - Annabelle Melodramatic Radical
Aidan Carney - Tomson Snakeskin Lionheart
Reggie Scott - Romeo Pivoting Osprey
Jason Kaifesh - Grant Swift Mink
Jeremy Morse - Geoffrey Clairvoyant Buffalo
Breen Frazier - Martin Wobbling Thrush
Cathryn Humphris - Mabel Clairvoyant Eagle
David Ramirez - Donald Gothic Bull
Kathy Bugajsky - Renata Camouflaged Toad

Isn't this fun? Feel free to drop a line to tell me what Indian name was generated for you...or to have your name removed from this hilarious list, killjoy.